smuggetry

(n) immoderate smugness; the act of being smug at all times without temperament

I can't deal with Owen and the smuggetry of his whole crew. They're a bunch of duchebags.

by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

Poop smudge

Noun. A visible smear of faecal matter deposited on the surface of bathroom sanitary ware. The deposition process being the muscle- and gravity-assisted expulsion of moderately soft excrement from the anus.

1) Tarquin, was it you who left yet another revolting poop smudge in our shiny new toilet?
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!

by poopsar_dude January 25, 2018

Smugleaf

The Grass Type Generation V Pokemon. It's not its officical English name, yet it has recieved the name Smugleaf due to it's appearance having a half-closed eye and a smirk. Due to it's popularity building on 4chan, it has bascically become the new Mudkip.

Internet user 1: "So I herd u like Smugleafs

Internet user 2: "Don't you mean Mudkipz?"

Internet user 1: "Not anymore"

by viva riolu May 18, 2010

L'Spulge

He who is labelled as "L'Spulge", now identifies as the wretched connotation of the phrase, L'Spulge.

You must be L'Spulge if u think we fuckin'.

by L'Spulge May 2, 2022

Cobie Smulders

A Canadian actress best known for playing 'Robin Scherbatsky' on the hit CBS show 'how i met your mother' and also for her role of 'Maria Hill' in the 'Marvel' 2012 film: The Avengers (USA)/Avengers Assemble (UK). Born 03/04/1982 she is married to 'Saturday Night Live's' Tarran Killam and was gifted with a beautiful daughter named Shaelyn Cado (Cado meaning gift) Killam on 14/05/2009. Cobie started her career as a model when she was a young adolescent but luckily found her way to our TV screens and into our hearts.

"Oh my, it's Cobie Smulders looking stunning as ever".

by Gracie Sparkles September 7, 2013

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

smugget

I tiny nugget of shit that you spunk on after it comes out your arse. This can be done when having a shank ( a shit and a wank) or afterwards and sometimes they are eaten as they are a delicacy in Drummond Ride, number 13 normally

spunk semen shit nugget smugget

by Riggsy Lol November 2, 2010