Smused

1. To be drunk (and presumably amusing)

2. To be amused by a drunkard.

1. Man, I drank a fifth of Jack and now I'm totally smused.

2. Watching that drunk fall down totally smused me.

by WarMaid April 8, 2009

Smudged Crossword

A particularly severe case of aesthetically challenged dental features.

This girl who works in the off licence has got the worst teeth you've ever seen - like a smudged crossword.

by theredfella January 25, 2016

Smudged

To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.

Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.

by Jennifer Suttonsworthington June 6, 2018

spuged

extracating bodily fluid either saliva or semen

he spuged into her mouth while she was giving head.

by PeNiS sUcKeR June 22, 2006

Smuge

Commonly used in Eastern Areas of Scotland as a part of the Scottish Vernacular, used as a substitute for basic medicinal names (Like Lemsip) when light use of treatment is needed.

"I could do with some Smuge"

"Mum, I feel terrible, do we have some Smuge"

"Eh guys, going to the shop to get some Smuge and some supplies"

by MacNoo. November 1, 2009

Smugemployment

The uniquely smug feeling that you get when you see a previous employer (especially one with which the working relationship did not end well) is still desperately in need of your services.

"The magazine cut my proofreading services a couple of months ago. I just checked out their newest issue and it's full of embarrassing typos. I got a serious case smugemployment and decided to go out and celebrate the poetic justice."

by harveydanger August 15, 2013

Smurged

Sneaking up the line of cars and merging into traffic.

Did he do what I thought he did? Yup, he smurged up in that lane.

by SuperTrucker22 May 20, 2018