Smoption!
1) I have a smoption - why don't we pack a purse and take the train?
2) a) What do I do about the black eye?
b) Just wear sunglasses and say you're Kayne.
a) SMOPTION!!!!
2) a) What do I do about the black eye?
b) Just wear sunglasses and say you're Kayne.
a) SMOPTION!!!!
Smoption! by Whitney City May 18, 2011
Smoploughing
The act of walking whilst concentrating intently on your smartphone and not looking where you are going so that others have to make way for you.
Smoploughing by Bendon October 1, 2019
smope
smope by The Midnight Smoper January 16, 2009
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