smooshing

when your manhood doesnt work to full potential, usually from drinking or an unattractive lady, so you have a rubbery wang that you smoosh into her snatch

i was getting hot and heavy with that girl but when it came time to get to business my guy wasn't at full mast so i was just smooshing her for three hours, i had fun.

by smooshman February 23, 2009

Smishing

Smishing is a form of phishing that uses mobile phones as the attack platform.

Younger people fall for online scams probably more so through the likes of smishing and online banking

by Ranfurly March 31, 2022

booty smooshing

two booties running together to make fire

friend 1: i’m bored what shall we do?
friend 2: BOOTY SMOOSHING

by séxy mf May 26, 2021

smishing

The usually involuntary act of clenching the anus while in the middle of passing a bowel moving. This generally leads to a messy situation.

I've been smishing a lot late, it's a good thing I bought stock in Charmin!

by snugw0w April 16, 2009

smoshing

The art of slow-motion moshing.

A mix between moshing and slow.
smosh mosh slow

We were smoshing to the slower song at the rock concert.

by WooLyR December 9, 2008

smooshing

the lesbian sexual act of tribadism, where in two women "smoosh pussies"

“No, I think I saw it on the TV late at night like a year ago. They were definitely fuckin’ smooshing.”
“I don’t think smooshing’s even a word.”
“Well that’s what they fuckin’ called it! They looked all happy and shit, too. Smooshing.”

by TLockhart May 25, 2013

Smoshing

The art of balancing a pokeball (TM) on your head and taking a photograph from 5 feet (exactly) away with the torso of the subject (person whose picture will be taken) in the center of the photo shot. The term smoshing was coined after the hit comedy duo known as smosh (TM?) who had a passion for the Japanese cartoon known as pokemon.

I posted over 9000 photos of me smoshing on myspa- err... facebook.com.

by Shmick Shmoberts October 8, 2011