smeef

A queef where semen shoots out of the vagina; a semen queef.

Semen + queef = Smeef

1. "I knew she was cheating on me when I went down on her and she smeefed all over my face."

2. "You can't smeef in here, you'll take somebody's eye out!"

by Scrappy McSmeefy January 19, 2009

Papi Smeef

The Opposite of Papa Smurf, he is a cool guy and a real ladies man and has a lot of friends. He also has big pee pee

Papi Smeef is so much better than Papa Smurf and Evan Clark

by Papi Smeef October 2, 2018

Smeef

A vape

Hey can I see your smeef?

by CMS.inc April 9, 2021

Smeef

A queef out of your asshole

Did you just Smeef?

by ngain October 21, 2019

Smeef

A unilateral linguistic experience; a state of mind.

“Damn bro I’m SO smeefed right now”
“Did you bring the smeef?”
“Can you smeef me later?”

by guanter May 26, 2024

Smeef

Smeef is the word for "I'm an idiot" in ancient Kai, who's mom allegedly messed up his birth certificate.

Smeef Smeef Smeef is Moto Moto

by SmeefLord March 3, 2019

Smeef

Queef + Smegma. When you have sex with a cheesy dick and feel the gassy aftermath.

I banged a hobo and now I feel a smeef coming on.

by Smeefmaster_flex June 14, 2016