smeef

A queef where semen shoots out of the vagina; a semen queef.

Semen + queef = Smeef

1. "I knew she was cheating on me when I went down on her and she smeefed all over my face."

2. "You can't smeef in here, you'll take somebody's eye out!"

by Scrappy McSmeefy January 20, 2009

Papi Smeef

The Opposite of Papa Smurf, he is a cool guy and a real ladies man and has a lot of friends. He also has big pee pee

Papi Smeef is so much better than Papa Smurf and Evan Clark

by Papi Smeef October 02, 2018

Smeef

A unilateral linguistic experience; a state of mind.

“Damn bro I’m SO smeefed right now”
“Did you bring the smeef?”
“Can you smeef me later?”

by guanter May 27, 2024

Smeef

To move in a sneaky and creepy manner with malice in mind.

I was smeefing around this guys base in rust, while he was inside doing charlie work.

by slarx March 25, 2021

Smeef

Smeef is a type of Grungus

"George Washington Smeef(ed) his gog."

by White People Should Die June 23, 2018

Smeef

Queef + Smegma. When you have sex with a cheesy dick and feel the gassy aftermath.

I banged a hobo and now I feel a smeef coming on.

by Smeefmaster_flex April 12, 2016

Smeef

When you are eating pussy and she queefs.

Dude, you know. That fat chick from last week? She smeefed when I ate her out.

by Wakawaka36 March 23, 2016