speedos & flip-flops weather

An expression covering both good & bad weather depending on conditions & tone in which it'said...

"Phew.... it's speedos & flip-flops weather...' said little tommy while burning his arse on the hot sand...

"Fuck me... it's speedos & flip-flops weather out here..." said little tommy as the arctic gale blasted him about the face...

by dynamitephil November 24, 2013

smeedo

Ahan

Ahan is smeedo

by Bermuda.defines December 12, 2016

Smeedophilia

When your name is smeed, have a ford transit van and you are attracted to little kids.

Oi fam that kids look dashing 👀
Mate you've got smeedophilia

by BlackTV August 19, 2017

Combat speedos

It's a fabric chastity belt which doesn't look suspicious when you go to the beach

"Sorry my mistress made me wear the combat speedos this week"

by Fluffy the beowolf May 23, 2020

Speedos

What you wear for swimming and being sexy.

You: Hey babe you like me in my *spanks ass* Speedos?
Her: Please Fuck me now

by cooldudesixtyfour January 17, 2018

smeeds

Social media (contraction of)

I'm going off-line and giving the smeeds a break for a few days.

by Donpietro August 17, 2018