Smee

A girl that is considered a hoe or whore

Quay loves to go to 172nd to find a smee for that night.

by LaMesha November 30, 2007

Smee

To "Smee" is to offer an extremely low amount for something to the extent it is borderline insulting.

Lowballing so low you wonder if they know how bad their offer is.

She offered me two dollars for my limited edition 'Shining Charizard' Pokemon card... Could she Smee me any harder?

by lowding August 19, 2014

Smee

Having no sense of smell

Can you smell that? No I'm completely Smee

by Clive of Weston July 31, 2016

Smee

A good mate, a legend, a Smee is one of the boys. A Smee must be watered with beer in order for it to grow.

Smee! How’ve you been Smeagle Beans! Long time no see

by Looseunit99 February 16, 2019

Smee

Noun. A term used to refer to the condition when one's shirt rises, exposing their stomach for the world to see. Most common with babies, people with beer guts, and pregnant women. Taken from the Disney movie, Peter Pan, in reference to how Mr. Smee wore his shirt during the cartoon.

1. Your baby has such a fat gut he's got a smee!
2. Kay was so far along in her pregnancy that she was sporting a total smee!

by Bry's Vajana February 12, 2009

smees

small to medium sized enterprises.

SMEes or smees is a common abbreviation.

by jonathan kane May 4, 2006

smee

A cool, sexy person. Quite rare and in some parts of the world an endangered species. Beware of their sudden changes of mood and violence. You should be good to them or they will kill you.

I fucked the sexy "smee", last night.

by Smee January 2, 2005