Seagulling

A ritual which is popular in all-male prisons, whereby said inmate ejaculates into his palm and throws it at the next unsuspecting prison guard who walks past his cell.

"Yo dude, you gotta keep seagulling that screw!

by Mel "Homey" Howells September 12, 2006

seagulling

when you ejaculate into your hand then go up to someone you know or an authority figure and throw it in their face.

Russell Brand talks about what the act of seagulling is,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvCelcXkpx4

by brotherinspirit October 23, 2008

seagulling

seagulled

to drive by on the beach and 'chuck' sperm from your hand into the face of an innocent passer by, the passer by has been seagulled

by redvynal July 17, 2003

seagulling

to cum into your hand then chuck it at someone, like bird shit
also, if a couple are dogging, or just having sex in a car you wank onto the car so it looks like birds have shit on the car

i seagulled this guy once, he was not amused but i enjoy seagulling

by Evan4401 October 11, 2010

seagulling

To spaff on someone from a great height, usually from a tall building.

She looked up at the wrong moment and she got a hot monocle as well as a good seagulling

by TLO Smudge April 26, 2004

Smeagoling

Verb- A sexual act in which a man is having sex with a woman doggy style, right as she is about to orgasm, the man leans in next to her ear and breathes like Smeagol from lord of the rings.

"Dude I smeagoled that bitch so hard last night!"
"We were smeagoling all night long."

by That-Guy March 20, 2013

Seagulling

When guys swarm all over a drunk/single girl at a bar/club/party like seagulls at the beach fighting over scraps of food.

Look at those losers seagulling the hell out of that drunk chick.

by JAlexander April 8, 2012