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small dick

A penis that is small when compared to other guys. It resembles a little boy's penis especially if it has tiny balls to match.

A lot of girls like a small penis because it is fun for them to play with and will still pleasure them without hurting them.
I have a small penis and my girlfriend loves to play with it. She calls it her toy and loves when it is inside her.

Guy in locker room: "Dude, I never saw your dick before! My six year old brother has more meat than that!"

Me: "Dude, my girlfriend loves sucking it since it is small and cute. She also thinks my balls are fun to play with. I am so lucky to have a small dick that girls love!"
by Small Junk May 4, 2008
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small dick

someone with a very small penis.
the contents of dans pants is a small dick.
by Small Dick 20 January 7, 2009
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small dick

Mike Rowe from Canada has a small dick, I should know
Hey, aren't you the guy who got sued by Microsoft? You have a small dick!
by Bush December 29, 2004
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small dick

A person who has a veryyyy small PENIS.
Erik Erdmire has a small dick. I banged that mother fucker last night... i thought it was his finger. Thats awkward.
by Migle G. (; October 31, 2011
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small dick

a.k.a. the dick size of a guy named Marshall
Your small dick is about the size of Marshall's!
by danemagicman234 October 17, 2008
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a small dick

by Hi 123456788 February 1, 2017
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