Pocket Sage

An agent in VALORANT purposed for healing the duelist only with little to no skill being in the aggressive or so-called "Battle Sage"

Sage: "Let me be your pocket sage"
Jett: "Sure baby"

by keus June 9, 2021

BoB Saget

The lowest card in a Full House.

I sure got dealt a Bob Saget.

by M. Lisac February 7, 2005

legendary sage

like a wizard , it's a person (usually male) who never loses his virginity over 50 years , he can use magic that rivals that of gods and their powers are immeasurable , these beings are extremely rare hence legendary

person A: i heard that person X is 50 and still a virgin
person B: woah! he must be a Legendary Sage

by Legendary_sage September 12, 2015

Sage Francis

Intelligent indie hip-hop artist and head of Strange Famous Records. Writes from the heart and doesn't pull any punches. A concept that John D. Doh is apparently clueless about.

An artist that addresses critical issues and cares about his fans.

Sage Francis knows what the fuck is going on and what is wrong with things right now.

by Wedge33 September 3, 2018

Sageyboo

The biggest whore you will ever meet she’ll sleep with any guy or girl that asks

“Have you seen sageyboo?”

“Ya she was fucking an 18yr old lady week.”
“Isn’t she 13?”

by Bigfatwhore666 December 1, 2019

Sagerism

When what you do is so much better than anything else and can't be competed with it is known as a Sagerism...

"You ball harder than anyone i know... it's like you've got Sagerism running through your veins..."

by Myster Illmatic May 2, 2010

shmagedingaled

Getting Shmagedingaled(also spelled shmigdingale) is getting to the higher levels of drunkenness. Shmagedingaled drunk is legendary and by many it is considered to be nonexistent or imaginary state as there aren't many who claimed to reach it and live long enough to talk about it. It is said to be the highest state of intoxication that human body can sustain before evaporating into water, carbon and cheap moonshine.

There are levels of drunkness necessary to follow to reach level of getting shmagedingaled. They are:
-Tipsy
-Happy
-Drunk
-Fucked up
-Wasted
-Blacked out
-Dead
-Shmagedingaled
After being dead there is a slight chance to beat it and survive. This is an art of getting shmagedingaled that only so few have perfected. To do so you have to outdrink death and the new plane of existence will open up to you and you will be officially shmagedingaled. Knowledge of the Universe will be clear to you and you will know all the answer to every question ever asked. Some even claim you will be able to understand women. But all this will be gone in an hour or so and all that was learned will be forgotten. Slowly descending into lower level of drunkness will leave you hangovered, sad and depressed but feeling of accomplishment will be there too. This is a secret of getting shmagedingaled.

-“Lets get shmagedingaled tonight!“
-“Nah man, I dont wanna die just yet!“

“I got so shmagedingaled last night, man. I was good after taking 10 jello shots, finishing half a keg of Heineken, 2 shots of Blue Curacao, 2 shots of Svedka, 3 shots of Smirnoff and 2 shots of moonshine but that full glass of Tequila just killed me!“

by Xrimbi January 22, 2014