slummer

someone who intentionally fucks someone below their league because it's just that fuckin easy.

John: Tyrone, what did you do last night?

Tyrone: I went to that dive bar to go pick up some easy bitches!

John: Fuckin slummer!

by King Of Da Blumpkins 9 March 4, 2010

Slummerville

Somerville, MA, 20 minutes north of Boston on I-93. Known for being particularly slummy.

Are you guys headed to Allston to that house party?

Nah, going to a bar in Slummerville.

by npearson713 July 16, 2008

Slummer

A slutty summer. It is believed that the heat of the sun and the magnetic effect of short shorts can reduce one's judgment of females for the length of the summer, causing them to enter week-long relationships with sluts . It is also common that each girl is even worse than their precedent.

Guy 1: dude, your gf is a slut she scoops n shes a bitch. fuck bro what is this gf #5 of the summer? ur first ex this summer is hot as hell compared to this shit!
Guy 2: wtf bro, shes fucking hot? whats wrong with you?
Guy 3: give him a break guy 1, he's just been having a slummer.

by apodriano August 29, 2010

Slummer

Slutty summer. Usually enjoyed by freshman in high school. Once they get the dick, they can't get enough.

Hey Brit, have you heard about Endylion?

Yeah! Guess she got hit with that slummer!

Duh! She gave head to AT LEAST 6 seniors. No need to say how many she's fuckaducked.

by CakeCookieDog October 10, 2013

Summet

A fat brown guy who likes masturbating and hookers

Did you go with Summet to the strip club yesterday? He bargained and lost, so he masturbated at home instead! LOL!

by wopsang October 25, 2009

slummer

slummer(noun): a period of time where you pass da fuck out; a bomb ass nap

slummer(syn); a slum sleeper

I'm tired as hell, bout to murk a slummer.

It's lookin like dat time, kid. Time for a slummer. Good-Night.

Fuck class, im bout to get dat good ole slummer in.

by hollabaq05 March 8, 2007

slummer's cap

A flat cap (usually a working-class article of clothing) when worn by someone well-off.

My usual outfit for a black-tie dinner is a suit and tie with a slummer's cap for a little flair.

by excaliburification February 27, 2011