Sloppy Joe

messing someone up

I'll make you look like a sloppy joe!

by mightknight February 11, 2021

Sloppy Joe

You take ground beef, cook it let it cool down
And either give your bf a handy J or finger bang your girl

Dave: Dude my dick still greasy from that Sloppy Joe
Mark: Dude speakin of the Devil I gave my girl a Sloppy Joe

by BigDickJoe8=====D April 15, 2015

Sloppy Joe

To shit on ones vagina, then follow it immediately with a thrusting of a penis, successfully pounding the fecies into the woman. Then, to seal the deal, one must feast on and eat out the entire raging poopy vagina with constant tounge action.

She fed me the best Sloppy Joe of my entire life, and it tasted amazing!

by Dan Bruce August 26, 2005

Sloppy Joe

A white guy, who is the object of a Japanese girl’s affection.

Yuki landed the Sloppy Joe of her dreams.

by Josh1y April 6, 2020

Sloppy Joe

A sexual act, in which the male shits inside of a condom, then lets it harden in the freezer before having sex. When the female approaches orgasm, he takes it from the freezer and fucks her with it until she passes out. While asleep, the female is not aware that the male has left the condom in and, as it thaws, shit comes pulsing out from between her pussylips like sloppy joe sauce.

I heard you gave your girlfriend a sloppy joe... and AIDs.

by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009

Sloppy Joe

When you shit inside a condom and hit yo bitch upside the head with it.

Jamal: "Hey shaniqua why yo eye all blak n blue n shit"

Shaniqua: "My boyfriend just hit me upside the head with a sloppy joe"

by Warrio Dunken October 4, 2009

Sloppy Joe

When a girl is on her period, she poops without wiping. Then the guy has anal sex with the girl, and then takes his poop covered penis and sticks it into the girl's vagina. The poop and blood mix to form a red meat-looking substance. The guy then eats it out of the girl, the vaginal lips being like the buns.

My girlfriend makes the best sloppy joes.

by the really real master January 4, 2011