slopity topity

The utmost best thing a man with a penis can achieve. Most men like it nice and slow and women usually don’t want your hands pushing on their “head”.

Person 1: “Bro I just got the best slopity topity from Susan!”
Person 2: “Isn’t Susan your sister?”

by XXXintellectualXXX June 16, 2019

Soonity

The passage of time between soon and eternity.

Kool kids: Ozzy, when will you get here?
Ozzy: I’ll be there soonity

by SaltyCrak December 20, 2019

sloint

An old wrinkly neck taking the shape of and looking like a vagina.

by Andrew February 25, 2003

Slorita

A common name oftentimes used for sluts, whores, and tortillas.

Wow, look at that slorita. She's such a slorita. Jeez.

by ChristineCao October 1, 2011

Sloint

A moist Slunt. A slutty cunt who is already moist and ready to engage in sexual activity. Alternatively a cunty slut who is moist and ready to engage in sexual activity.

A combination of the three most hated words known to females.

I took home that Sloint I met in the bar and she was ready to go immediately.

by PugGeoff February 19, 2012

slowity

an act done at a slow pace

The slowity of the girl caused long waiting lines at the Driver Examination Centre

by krystle dl July 19, 2006

Sonita

mega babing chick
super tan ;D
i'd fuck her
in my dreams...
on a masturdate ;D

daayuuuum that sonita girl is good in bed

by extradollop October 5, 2010