Definitions by SaltyCrak

Pielanthropy 

A deliberate affection for mankind, shown in contributions of penis for the benefit of others.

Eddy practices pielanthropy by laying pipe generously, with no gender bias. Vroom vroom!

Pielanthropy by SaltyCrak December 4, 2020

Soonity 

The passage of time between soon and eternity.

Kool kids: Ozzy, when will you get here?
Ozzy: I’ll be there soonity

Soonity by SaltyCrak December 20, 2019