slitty licker

A lesbian,carpet muncher,yodeling in the canyon

Those young girls look like slitty lickers!

by Oscardawg December 22, 2023

Wrist-Slitty

Something so unbearable, cringey or annoying that you want to slit your wrists.

"Dude, that movie with David Spade and Lauren Lapkus was so wrist-slitty."

by AbhimanualOfKhadwality May 14, 2020

shittymorph

Shittymorph is a famous user on Reddit. He is widely known for his clever comments in which he will type out a paragraph - on the subject at hand - and poetically mislead/bamboozle the readers. It is said that he started doing this in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

Damn it! u/shittymorph is bamboozling me in UD now, too!

by vynepa February 11, 2019

Shitty Salmon

A manmade cologne created by kjsmoothh. It’s mixed with a concoction of flavors and smells like shit.

Random guy: This cologne smells like someone took a shit!
Kjsmoothh: i just sprayed you with shitty salmon, sir.

by Zesteas December 6, 2021

Shitty Hair

If you are deeply in love with someone you call them “Shitty Hair” nobody needs to know you like them and their stupid spiky red hair, not even you.

Person #1: hey Bakubro!
Person #2: hey Shitty Hair...

by I listen to girl in red uwu August 10, 2020

Slutty Mandela

A white dude who only sleeps with as many black chicks as possible based purely on sport rather than attraction.

Hey shaqueena, So I slept with that dreadlocked white boy who always hangs out at the pizza shop.

Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.

by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020

Poopy Shitty Bum Bum

An Adjective meaning a dirty asshole filled with fecal matter and outrageous amounts of chunky poop.

Sarah has a poopy shitty bum bum.

by Mr.Cool Kat February 7, 2012