Slider

Slider. Defintion cheating on your wife or girlfriend ,the secret lover, used for sex

I wanted to hook up with my slider this wkend but the wife already made dinner reservation at the hilton

by Tawny lee April 1, 2019

Slider

A lame individual, similar to a jack off.

Jeff is such a slider, I don't think he'll ever get laid.

by paulg08 August 21, 2008

Slider

A 12cm x 5cm x 2cm block of vanilla ice cream, served between two thin crispy wafer slices. Commonly used in Northern Ireland

bout ye! mister two sliders for me and me mucker here

by DDni September 17, 2005

Slider

A slider is the act of defecating with the utmost ease. Sit down and it slides right out with no evidence on the first wipe. The best days.

Also knows as the "Porcelain pit stop"

Yo dude, how'd it come out?
Slider, baby!

by ODubya July 12, 2004

Slider

The urge to hit someone with a chair.

I really wanna SLIDER you right now and I don’t know why.

by LocoSpider May 26, 2021

Slider

To Slide a member of your team, to wait for them to meet their end and come out from behind a wall.

Oh my god tommy!! you Slider!

by Adeam June 1, 2007

Slider

Ice Man's RIO from the movie Top Gun.

Goose: "What happened, Slider? I thought you wanted to be a pilot!"
Slider: "Goose you're such a dickhead, who's butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?"
Goose: "The list is long but distinguished!"
Slider: "Yeah, well so's my johnson! ::takes shot::"

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(after 'Charlie' seemingly turns Maverick down)
Slider: "Crash and burn, eh Mav?"
Maverick: "Slider... :snifsnif: .......You stink."
Slider: ::confused look:: ::smells armpit::

by vash1053 May 30, 2009