SIATBO

An acronym for: "Suicide Is Always The Best Option". Can also be used as a verb interchangable with suicide.

Example 1:
Guy 1: "Aww man, my mom says I have to pick up my grades or she'll take away my car."
Guy 2: "SIATBO dude, SIATBO."

Example 2:
Guy 1: "I just found out I don't have enough credits to graduate, I'm totally gonna SIATBO."
Guy 2: "That's the smartest thing you've ever said."

by Soul Koala June 14, 2010

Jonathan Slater

A high school AP Literature teacher, that hates being fat, but loves eating cookies even more

"My teacher is such a Jonathan Slater"

by Cal Boy April 7, 2010

slatt

a word white girls & boys use too much

pov: a white girls filming a tiktok of all her friends doing slatt gang signs

by shrekka October 13, 2019

Shiatrocity

(shahy-uh-tros-i-tee) n. A film that had the potential to be good but was completely ruined by the presence of Shia LaBeouf.

"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" was a shiatrocity.

by Colonel P. B. Rufflefeathers October 29, 2009

SLAT

Slime Love All the Time🦋

SLAT!+*

by Caneshopper April 26, 2019

clean slate

Starting anew, with a fresh approach. A clean slate begins with the action of 'wiping the slate clean'.

After a decade of philandering, I'm going to start my thirties with a clean slate.

by JimiBiz August 21, 2008

Slatherfest

To slather Jif peanut butter all over one's body for sexual purposes. This can be done with a partner, in a group, or even by one's self. One can try this with Skippy or the generic brand, but the taste and consistency of Jif far surpasses these cheap substitutes. It has the unique ability to be able to go into cracks and crevices much better. A nice glass of cold milk should always be on hand when "Slatherfesting"
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.

"What did you do last night?"
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week

by Nik Balash May 18, 2009