guy 1: hey one time i saw the slender man
guy 2: what did he say?
guy 1: he said he wants three fiddy
guy 2: thats not slender man thats the loch ness monster
guy 1: oh thank god
slender man: hi guys
guys 1&2: oh shit!!!
guy 2: what did he say?
guy 1: he said he wants three fiddy
guy 2: thats not slender man thats the loch ness monster
guy 1: oh thank god
slender man: hi guys
guys 1&2: oh shit!!!
by totheark1 June 02, 2011
A paranormal figure originating on the website Something Awful. Made famous on creepypasta, and from the game Slender, and YouTube series Marble Hornets. He is easily distinguishable by his black suit and lack of facial features. Others have said the face was too horrible to describe, yet almost all accounts agree that he has no eyes. He is incredibly tall and thin and can grow his arms to inhuman lengths. He is sometimes shown with tentacles, which he uses to hypnotize people. Anyone who has seen him even once cannot escape. It is unclear what happens to his victims (usually children). It is thought that people who see him go insane and become incredibly paranoid. Several people have committed suicide after seeing him.
by qza3dcrtfgvbyhunij September 24, 2012
Kid 1: "I was watching a porno last night, and happened to notice this creepy guy just sitting in the background watching.."
Kid 2: "Oh yeah, we call those guys Slender man's Brother, I dont know what the deal is with those guys."
Kid 2: "Oh yeah, we call those guys Slender man's Brother, I dont know what the deal is with those guys."
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