slaying the dragon

to jack off, to jerk thyself.

"Dude I was at the pool and there were so many hotties, I just couldn't contain it I had to step in the locker room and slay the dragon."
"Bro, I don't want to know that stuff you slaying the dragon, ..."

by Mcdizzle fa Rizzle January 20, 2007

Slaying the Dragon

V. When one pees in each urinal and stall in a bathroom during one trip

Man, Chad is so good at slaying the dragon. I heard he's done it in every bathroom in the school.

by Gidzhead March 6, 2014

slaying the dragon

For a younger guy to get with an older girl

bro i just slayed a dragon, bro im slaying the dragon this weekend

by thatkidryan October 1, 2010

slaying the dragon

Inserting another man's penis into your dickhole.

Abe was ruined when Cheese started slaying the dragon with him.

by DestructoDick April 16, 2009

Slaying the catholic dragon

To slay the catholic dragon is to seduce a devout catholic girl and have sex with her, her willingly choosing to do it. It is a skill that only masters of seduction have.

With hard work and patience, Alex has finally succeeded in slaying the catholic dragon. He truly is a master of seduction.

by Lone Knight May 4, 2011

slaying the lust dragon

"Slaying the lust dragon",is another name for cronic masterbation,to the point where your penis gets really fat and red.

teen one:hey man,want to hang out today?
teen two:not today man,im gonna be slaying the lust dragon.
teen one:remember the ice man,remember the ice...

by tdodnation July 13, 2012