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Slashed

Yo bruhh I'm so fucking slashed right now.
by Stoner6969 July 4, 2017
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think 'slashed tires' - hence the origin of the word. slashed is the opposite of wheelz; it means having no wheelz or being overall awkward with girls (or guys!)
by purplefairy September 28, 2010
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A word to describe extreme intoxication.

The word was discovered by the American alcohol specialist Evan Nelson, who, upon consumption of massive amounts of hard liquor, accidentally combined the words sloshed and smashed to describe himself.

Usually slashed would be used to describe someone who can no long make intelligent verbal comments.
"Dude, how do you feel?"

"DUDE.... I'm so... fuuuccckkkkk.... nyah.... slashed.....!"
by Evan Nelson October 13, 2004
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created by the band hole for their "awful" single. it is the most widely recognized hole logo
many hole fans have the heart as a tattoo. looking at it pretty much explains its meaning--a scrwled heart with a slashed x through it.
by marin February 14, 2005
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slaphead

Slaphead can affectionately point out something stupid done by yourself or a colleague. Its that moment when you realise the problem you have spent ages trying to find is discovered and its soo simple or soo stupid and soo obvious.
Its that point whn you mentally hit yourself and say something like D'oh
I'm having a slaphead momoent: used in the context to explain to a colleague why you have just done something silly. Similar to senior moment or blonde moment, but without the justification of being elderly or blonde.

"Our nominee for slaphead of the week is........". Used in the context of a project review meeting for this weeks most idiotic error
by markwjames January 14, 2006
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someone who is soooo stupid you have to slap them in the head
You are such a slaphead
by sam101lol March 15, 2004
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slaphead

1. noun. One who warrants slapping one's head in frustration over. example 1. Sometimes this can be used in the first person. see example 2

2. noun. One who merits a sound slap on the head. An idiot. see example 1

3. verb. The action of slapping one's head in frustration over the actions of another (or one's self).
1. "He is a complete and utter Slaphead"

2. "I am such a slapead."
by Mudhooks January 27, 2004
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