Slappy

To be tell an utterly pointless, boring and often stupid story.

Tom "Do you remember that one time when I won a cheeseburger and then you went up and got it?"
Vince "Yeah, ok Slappy"

by vinnyg December 30, 2007

Slappy

A dumb ass, slow, wanna be

Hey Slappy, come here.

by [e-mail] December 14, 2019

Slappy

A conjunction of the words 'Slap' and 'Happy'. Normally used together, meaning uncontrollably hyper, and having random outbursts of laughter. You normally pee yourself when your in this mood, and it occurs a lot before you retire to your bed. Meaning, if you get 'slappy', you will crash in approximately 10 minutes.

Homie #1: *laugh laugh laugh. laugh laugh laugh laugh luagh. LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH.* HEY! Did you see that squirrel? Wow, that guy is wearing pink pajamas... Do you do The Twist with your heel or toe? I wonder what really is at the end of a rainbow...

Homie #2: Wow homie, your slappy as all get out.

by F I N N ! (: May 14, 2011

Slappy

An overly promiscuous girl

A slappy can be any female that has sex frequently and shamelessly

by Psycho D November 27, 2009

Slappy

Nickname for an self-loathing, choke artist, overpaid baseball player of questionable sexual orientation, who, realizing he will never win a championship legitimately, slaps balls from the opposing fielders like a little girl.

That A-Rod is SUCH a Slappy loser!!!

by DanNJ July 27, 2006

Slappy

When you are really tired/hyper and you will laugh at just about anything. Named after the knee slapping laugh. A person who is "slappy" will slap their knees laughing over any joke, good, bad, or ugly.

Wow! that joke was really lame! Why is she laughing so hard?

It's because she's slappy tonight

by l-go January 24, 2011

Slappy

The original land creature, it has short little body and can be seen in elves. The primary reason for normal size racism.

Slappy just beached up again.
Slappy can't get back in the water because it body is to small.
Slappy created a mud cathedral, its all good.

by ftlqed January 20, 2011