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Skyfucked 

(adj.)
1. When one is extraordinarily stoned.
2. The process of smoking powerful marijuana
3. A characteristic used to describe someone who has just smoked copious amounts of marijuana and is looking at the ceiling
You, me, and girlfriend can go to the movies late, then afterwards, he can go get skyfucked.

I don't even remember what happened; I was so skyfucked.
Skyfucked by Spaz Incendio April 12, 2012

Skypejacked 

When you use skype at a particular time each day e.g. for work and a friend knows the time you are due to finish and starts a conversation, keeping you on much longer than intended.
"Why are you late finishing today?" Response: "My mum skypejacked me at 5.25pm, just as I was finishing my last email for the day. I was there for another 40 mins."
Skypejacked by Jazzie Lee August 15, 2008

skypecocking

When other participants in a video chat are completely unaware that a male on the chat is shirtcocking because of the camera crop.
We were all wondering why the gonzo hacker was so proud of his khaki shirt on our video conference, but when he stood up to answer the door it was revealed that he'd been skypecocking all along.
skypecocking by yonderway September 6, 2016

skyperunk 

A Swedish word used to describe a person that mutes their mic during a skype group call just to masturbate.
Anthony was muted in the skype call last night, i think he was having skyperunk
skyperunk by ziw0 April 22, 2023

Ms skypeck 

a very annoying teacher that wont stop talking
Ms skypeck is a &@*#!
Ms skypeck by xgfchv February 11, 2019