Skorted

The act of being confused after you find out that someone is wearing a skort and not a skirt like you had originally assumed.

"I thought Rachel was wearing a skirt, but then all of a sudden it had shorts too"

"Ahh man, you got skorted!"

by Cheridanc June 26, 2014

skopped

To Skype with others while watching "Chopped" on the Food Network.

also: skopping, skopp.

Bro, last night I was totally in a bad mood, then I skopped with a bunch of the bros, it was homeless for sure.

by The2100 May 26, 2010

skorted

The moment you realize, via some form of movement or change in perspective, the girl you thought was wearing a really short skirt is actually wearing a skort, much to your dismay. You thought you were going to see panties or some bootie, but no, it’s shorts under there.

Man I got skorted so hard last night. There was this pretty little thing dancing up on the bar and I thought she was going to treat us all to an up skirt but then bam! Skorted!

by Good One Sean November 30, 2020

skorpid

A word defining someone with a name like Alex.

God he’s such a skorpid.
Ohhhhhh so his names Alex then?

by Muskleetrat October 27, 2022