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ski poles

synonomous with circle jerk. (pretend that you are cross-country skiing, moving your arms up and down vigorously)
"the yankees suck. how about some ski pole action?"
by peter October 15, 2003
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Airtight Ski Pole

A sexual position in which every hole is penetrated (airtight) while the broad is tuggin' two others off wit her mitts, like Ski Poles.
Straight Airtight Ski Pole'n it with the titties a bouncin'!!!
by BigCityBrom December 9, 2008
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Ski Pole Party

Engaging in a non homosexual activity with a female and a fellow bro. The female gives two hand jobs at the same time, she'll prefer to be in the middle for symmetry. The scene should look similar to a skier on the slopes thrusting two poles.
I heard she was a part of a ski pole party, then they left her naked in a field.
by Fry-Ry January 13, 2011
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alaskan ski pole

When a girl (or guy) takes a nice solid shit, puts it in the freezer, and then once frozen, uses it as a dildo.
Dude, i heard Jessica made an alaskan ski pole and used it on Laura last night.
by Sean Payton May 13, 2008
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alaskan ski-pole

when you first a girl so hard at a football game. you use your muscles to hold her up above your head and she slides all the way down your arm.
yo andrew alaskan ski-poled ali so hard last night
by alicandrewg September 20, 2012
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Icy Ski Pole

Dude, My girlfriend just gave me an Icy Ski Pole.
by bighead912 January 9, 2012
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Frozen Ski Pole

Getting a handjob while being on a ski lift
dude, my girlfriend just gave me a frozen ski pole.
by bighead912 January 9, 2012
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