First cum on your partner's chest and rub it from the vagina to the throat in a straight line. Next you must pick up your partner's legs and stand like you picked up a wheelbarrow that was behind you. Shit a little above the vagina and watch your turd rocket down her chest, ramp up her throat and land on her face.
Ted: Hey Joe, I landed a ski jump in your Diane's mouth last tuesday!
Joe: Wow, you must have been practicing for a long time.
Joe: Wow, you must have been practicing for a long time.
by RileyM September 22, 2008
Get the ski jumpmug. Women's breasts that are shaped as an olympic ski jump ramp. I.e. the boob has a slope down to a nipple that points straight out or up.
by Goose9215 April 12, 2023
Get the Ski jump tittiesmug. Very very similar to a Lincoln log-flume, just add a ramp at the end of the flume, just above the vaginal region, making the turd fly through the air.
by MilkmanFromMars May 5, 2009
Get the swindon ski jumpmug. When you get in the Roman war helmet position and fire a load of ejaculate off the bridge of her nose and the load jumps off the tip of her nose.
by Mik3Leo November 10, 2021
Get the Ski jumpmug.