air tight ski pole

When you take five guys and one girl and have sex with her. Three dudes picking a whole, either mouth, ass or pussy. While they fuck her in her wholes she takes the two other guys standing at her side and begins jerking them off as if using ski poles.

Dude #1: Man we need to run the ol' air tight ski pole on this bitch.
Dude #2: Dude I get one of the wholes no matter what.
Dude #3: I get ass you get pussy?
Dude #4: What if your shit touches, won't that be weird?
Dude #2 and 3: Maybe, but fuck it.
Dude #4: Ok, well I'll take the mouth, I guess that leaves you guys as the poles.
Dude #1 and 5: FUCK! Well there better be plenty of lube.

by Colt4540 April 24, 2008

alaskan ski-pole

when you first a girl so hard at a football game. you use your muscles to hold her up above your head and she slides all the way down your arm.

yo andrew alaskan ski-poled ali so hard last night

by alicandrewg September 20, 2012

Icy Ski Pole

Getting a Hand Job on a Ski Lift

Dude, My girlfriend just gave me an Icy Ski Pole.

by bighead912 January 9, 2012

Frozen Ski Pole

Getting a handjob while being on a ski lift

dude, my girlfriend just gave me a frozen ski pole.

by bighead912 January 9, 2012

Norwegian Ski Pole

Norwegian Ski Pole, freezing your own shit and using it as a dildo. Originated from a lonely Norwegian scientist that got horny and bored.

"I'm so horny! But I left my dildo at my boyfriends house! Think I might just make a Norwegian Ski Pole for tonight!"

by AppleCartJack February 7, 2017

3M Ski Pole

One man sitting between two other men while jerking them off at the same time. The physical motion is reminiscent of down hill skiing. The 3M refers to the act being done with 3 men.

The best 3M ski pole I have witnessed was when my boyfriend was jerking my bother and his best friend off at his birthday party.

by Twoeightylover November 28, 2022

sheffield ski pole

Getting you nob out and dancing round in town when its really cold and you have an erection. It has to be good music you dance to ...i suggest Smiling Ivy.

Yeh, i heard that Steve got arrested last night for waving his sheffield ski pole in a policeman's face!

Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!

Thats harsh

by The Smiling Sam November 3, 2013