Sketties

A slang term for the word spaghetti

Kiersten : Last night was so romantic me and Jake had spaghetti then we made love afterwards!
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten why bother eating why not just skip straight to the bed?
Kiersten : You know what Kaylee you need a man to pound your pussy!
Steve : She's right Kaylee me and Chad are so happy together he loves to dump Sketties on my naked body and then eat them off his favorite dish is Sketties and Steve's Balls!
Kaylee : You know how disgusting that sounds why don't you ever Shut The Fuck Up!
Kiersten : He's right Kaylee a man in your life would make you happy!
Kaylee : Oh why don't you go dump some Sketties on Steve's Balls and lick them off!
Steve : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Oh Jesus Christ!
Kiersten : Hope your happy you just made him cum all over the floor!
Steve : Mmmm! Sketties make me cum!

by SlopNChop August 17, 2018

skettis

long thin noodles boiled in water then covered in sauce.

I had skettis and butter bread for dinner.I love to slurp up my skettis

by shyven April 24, 2009

Sketti

Sketti- The mispronunciation of the word Spighetti.

"Yo man I gun cook us up sum sketti!"

by 73h13375uddk3 October 3, 2004

sketty

An epic one of a kind bond that can only be managed once in a lifetime between two hockey teammates who toss dirty marinara as their part time day job and chirp the dust opponents and wheel broads all at once. An invitation may be cordially sent out to incoming prospects by the skettians and their co-partner lil' sketty.

Self explanatory to toss sketty all day erryday

by Skettians February 19, 2011

Sketti

Someone who is Italian and likes spaghetti.

Hey look at that sketti monster.

by Italian Stalion June 27, 2006

sketti

spaghetti

You want some sketti?

by sadxclayontiktok September 27, 2018

Sketti

Short for SPOGHETTI

bean loves sketti!!

by beanagebeanbean December 26, 2012