Acting very pretentious and egotistical after managing to get a thot for a girlfriend. Those guilty of skeletoning also push their closest friends out of their lives and act like they are the only one with problems. Usually those accused of skeletoning are ignored when they are around people they used to be close to. Namesake is after a lad who does these things who happens to look like a skeleton.
Friend 1: Did you see he got a girlfriend?
Friend 2: Yeah I heard she's a real thot.
Friend 1: Let's hope he doesn't start skeletoning.
Friend 2: Yeah I heard she's a real thot.
Friend 1: Let's hope he doesn't start skeletoning.
by FadedPhoenix April 18, 2018
Skeletons have a micropenis
by OneFuckingMachete October 04, 2019
The skeletons looks like your mom.
by Jill and Sarah February 11, 2007
Guy 1: Hay are you a skeleton in the skeleton army
Guy 2: no
Guy 1: then join brother; become a skeleton and help us defeat the fuck boys
Guy 2: no
Guy 1: then join brother; become a skeleton and help us defeat the fuck boys
by Dead_Man115 October 03, 2018
by Phucker January 14, 2007
by Noukieboo July 05, 2006