by TheOneAndOnlyUnitato November 21, 2016
Get the skedgy mug.An old woman typically between the ages of 70-90 that is commonly seen on news channels for accidentally crashing their cars into shopfronts. A standard Sheggy is an old women with grey/white curly hair and a pre-2000s car generally ranging from the colours white, blue, gold tint and silver.
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Get the skeng mug.by magpiesmust October 3, 2011
Get the Skagging mug.1) an egg covered in bird shit. A mix between shit and egg. Common occurence with eggs that have not been cleaned such as on a farm. These eggs are usually undesirable unless the person has very unusual tastes.
2) {insult} A person who was shit on by their mother as they were born. Linked to the base definition of shegg. To be called a shegg is a moniker of shame.
2) {insult} A person who was shit on by their mother as they were born. Linked to the base definition of shegg. To be called a shegg is a moniker of shame.
1)
Farmer: "Aye, do you want me to make you some eggs?"
Friend: "Yea, just no sheggs, that shits nasty. And no duck eggs, those taste like someone blew a load in them"
Farmer: "Of course you would know what that tastes like"
2)
Dude: "You heard how much shit Kyle has been talking about people behind their backs? Kinda fucked up not gonna lie"
Dude 2: "Yea, what a fucking shegg. I knew I couldn't trust him"
Farmer: "Aye, do you want me to make you some eggs?"
Friend: "Yea, just no sheggs, that shits nasty. And no duck eggs, those taste like someone blew a load in them"
Farmer: "Of course you would know what that tastes like"
2)
Dude: "You heard how much shit Kyle has been talking about people behind their backs? Kinda fucked up not gonna lie"
Dude 2: "Yea, what a fucking shegg. I knew I couldn't trust him"
by MoonEyes8932 November 28, 2019
Get the Shegg mug.A not yet confirmed disease of which one is born with and requires the individual to be playing music every second of their life. It is believed by many that Jay Swingler and Romell Henry are born with this defect.
Sandy: oiii bruv, i 'erd you were born wiff dat ear skeng ting?
Jay: aw yeh bruv, means i hav' to be playin' skengs all me life
Sandy: fair enough like
Jay: aw yeh bruv, means i hav' to be playin' skengs all me life
Sandy: fair enough like
by SandWard May 14, 2020
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