(n)Seminal fluid, typically erupting from the male sex organ after prolonged stimulation. See Also, cum, jism, baby-batter, jubba juice, love yogurt, cream of sum-yung-guy, pale ale, sticky eye-patch, gargle glue, semen.
(v)Blowing one's load in a projectile manner, typically into/onto someone's face.
(v)Blowing one's load in a projectile manner, typically into/onto someone's face.
"Jane's face was covered in skeet after being double teamed by members of the Lacrosse team."
"I was about to nut, so pulled out of her ass, turned her around, and proceeding to Skeet all over her face"
"I was about to nut, so pulled out of her ass, turned her around, and proceeding to Skeet all over her face"
by TheTurtle June 02, 2005
by JeezyEff April 20, 2010
After sex (or masterbation) when you ejaculate or when sexual fliuds shoot out of your body at increble speeds...you would then experience a brief euphoria.
The word skeet was actually originated by Jay-Z
Jay-Z "I came in ya bentley backseat, skeeted in your jeep and left condoms on the baby seat"
Jay-Z "I came in ya bentley backseat, skeeted in your jeep and left condoms on the baby seat"
by IdioticIntelligence December 08, 2008
A slang term from the province of Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada used to describe lower class youth who are unhygienic, sloppy in terms of dress, ignorant, rude/obnoxious, usually on hard drugs such as meth, crack, or heroin. Pretty much similar to a chav in the UK.
by Fuckhead Farley April 07, 2022
by Phrank January 06, 2004
A highly pressurized, protein enriched, semi-viscous baby batter typically found in or on attention starved college students, covering peanut butter titties, or in that crusty ass sock under your bed. (you know who you are)
Construction worker #1: I almost blew my baby batter inside of her, but at the last second, I pulled out and skeeted all over her peanut butter titties.
Construction worker #2: No, no you didn't
Construction worker #1: I'm gay
Construction worker #2: You skeet on other dudesons? I'm leaving.
Construction worker #2: No, no you didn't
Construction worker #1: I'm gay
Construction worker #2: You skeet on other dudesons? I'm leaving.
by boootyhairs October 13, 2011
by 5iNcoGNiTo June 13, 2004