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Skateboard Alley

A local, but hidden secret skateboard spot only known by locals of the part of Howell, NJ called "Ramtown". Consists of a Mini- Ramp with talented spray paint on it, which located in the woods. All types of kids hangout there and smoke, skate and sometimes even have sex.
I haven't been to Skateboard Alley in years!
by howellnjroots May 18, 2011
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skateboard

1. A wooden object connected to two metal axels and wheels. Used for transportation and fun.
2. To use the object known as a skateboard.
"Look at that skateboard"
"Let's go skateboard"
by RJ Chica Chica DEE August 29, 2003
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skateboarding

Is a misunderstood artform/sport that is often critisized by the mainstream who do not grasp the concept. This is mainly due to the fact that there are no uniforms, rules, times etc. to clearly define the activity. Most people do not even understand how skaters 'ollie' their decks, and true to human nature they criticise what they cannot comprehend.

It is without a doubt far more skillful, creative and extreme than any team sport i can think of - and can only be compared to a select few of other sports/artforms such as surfing, snowboarding, even BMX.

Anyone can perform the most basic requirement of football - ie. kicking a stupid ball (or catching one).

Yet only a small minority of people will ever manage to perform the most basic requirement of skateboarding. ie. the 'ollie'. (Tip: its all about physics)

Due to the sports misconception, the real riders are mostly those who feel ill-at-ease with our conservative society, and feel the need to express themselves accordingly. This can admittedly result in the use of public property that is different to its intended purpose..

However, the greedy corporate fat cats have realised that there is potential cash in bottling this so-called teen-angst. As a result we have a whole pop-culture full of posers, companies, music groups and even shredders whose prime interest is gaining publicity, money and mainstream approval.

The soul riders are those individuals you will see milling around street corners, in dark crevices of the cityscape, wary of beefed-up security, all battle-scarred and torn, yet somewhat proud of our victimised counter-culture..

...Skateboarding is NOT: Tony Hawk games; World Industry clothing; Avril Laviegne; drug-using space-cadets.

...Skateboarding is: the underground; the artform; the family; the expression; the knocks and falls; the persistence; the reward...
I was skateboarding down the street before a cop pulled over and said "you cant ride on the street". So i skated down the path and i copped scowling stares from every direction - so i went down to the industrial estate and was confronted by a steroid wank of a security guard.

so i said 'fuck it' i'l just skate in your faces - just try and catch me..
by Matt da cat October 5, 2005
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skater boy

A teenage boy who skates. Their favorite shoes to wear are white vans and their shoe size is usually larger than size 10. They end up buying multiple pairs of shoes because their shoes reek and they never take good care of them, but they take excellent care of their skateboard.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen that skater boy in our class?
Person 2: Yeah, he has a beautiful skateboard but I want to buy him some shoes because his are disgusting.
by doughbrough November 21, 2020
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Skateboard

A piece of wood with wheels and a simple turning system, that has the magical power to bring fun and pleasure to millions around the world. It also should be used for fun and not to look "cool".
guy one: "hey look at me I'm so cool, I'm carrying a skateboard, that must mean I am really adventurous and wild"

guy two: "you suck"
by howangrol October 17, 2008
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