Sideburn Chaser

1. Anyone who follows Elvis Impersonators with hopes of being conquered by the King.
2. Women of any age (but usually 60+) that fantasize about having sex with Elvis that will settle for an Elvis Impersonator.

I can't believe all of the sideburn chasers that are here for the Elvis Convention.

by AUWFT September 16, 2016

Sideburn Chaser

1. Anyone who follows Elvis Impersonators with hopes of being conquered by the King.
2. Women of any age (but usually 60+) that fantasize about having sex with Elvis that will settle for an Elvis Impersonator.

I can't believe all of the sideburn chasers that are here for the Elvis Convention.

by AUWFT September 16, 2016

Sideburn Nap

When a person who posses large sideburns (Like Wolverine from X-Men) can use their sideburns like a pillow and sleep anywhere.

Phillip: " We're gonna be late! Where's Jimmy?"

Mike: "He's taking a sideburn nap on that bench over there"

Phillip "WTF!"

by SnoopNubbyNub February 17, 2010

Sideburn Drag

A painful dragging of the sideburn in a upward motion against the grain of the hair growth.
Example: Place your right hand on the top of a person's head and then extend your thumb down to make firm contact with the person's sideburn. In a swift action, drag your thumb in an upward motion while keeping your thumb tightly pressed upon the victim's sideburn. This action should cause the victim a brief moment of harmless yet amusing pain.

"Jason didn't think it was funny when Barry would sneak up and do the sideburn drag on him."

by Barry Agent January 12, 2005

sideburn cock

The 1970's pornos had sideburns on their cocks cos it was so old and pathetic.

Or a common insult.

Holy shit craig, that porno is so old the dude has a sideburn cock

dan: dude, shawn can be such a sideburn cock
craig: yeah i agree lawl!

by DDPRO April 4, 2006

Sideburn Sally

When you get to the end of the joint and there is basically none left but you keep puffing

All smoking in the Suzuki swift down the leisure car park and Kate Jones’s said “you’ve sideburn sally’ed that”

by Alejandro2475 July 30, 2019

sideburn appreciation day

September 23; The day to show off your sideburns or compliment someone for having them.

"Man you gotta shave them sideburns off you ain't gonna get no hoes,"
"Don't talk like that it's Sideburn Appreciation Day."

by CT2378 September 23, 2021