Sideburns

Uh. ..Tim Sutton.

Troy's a sloth lookin hoe.

Person 1: Marble Hornets?
Person 2: you brought your dog?
Person 3: I Timothy Christopher Sutton do not concent.

Tim: Sideburns bruh

by boredandlovintimsbestfriendBri February 21, 2019

sideburn

its when your joint burns down one side quicker than the other

watch that sideburn on the doob, get a lighter and sort it out!

by stonerbert January 10, 2010

sideburn

When you hit the side or corner of a bowl.

Past tense: sideburned

'Hey, bro - sideburn that shit next time. You torched the whole thing.'

'Don't worry, I sideburned that shit this time. There's plenty of green left. (You mother fucker.)'

by Sir Fux-A-Lot September 9, 2016

SideBurns

Big long nasty hairs attached to ones cheek. Usually found on irish people, or nasty blonde girls.

A:Hey do you see that girl Jenna?
M:Yeah she has some huge sideburns

by ChuckNorrisGee January 21, 2009

sideburn

When one insults someone, whilst simultaneously insulting any number of other people; an add-on burn

me(to noob)-Yeah your sister's a slut, and your mom's not lookin' to kosher right now either.
my buddy-sweet sideburn on that noob.

by shawn666 April 13, 2008

sideburns

Monstrosities of nature that brain-challenged guys grow because they think that girls find them sexy. Men with these are often single.

"These sideburns are lady-magnets."
"...No. No they're not."

by WHSMB January 11, 2009

sideburns

When girls shave two landing strips into their pubes.... looks like sidburns

"Dude, I could see her bright red sideburns through her white shorts!"

by Shmelgs November 15, 2007