boner shrinker

A woman who is completely undesirable.

She's so ugly, she's a boner shrinker!

by Cori Stahl October 30, 2008

spinker

i have no fuckin idea

but its a funny word

by ANTHONY June 7, 2003

Shrinker

A mythical penis that from going flaccid to erect shrinks rather than grow, apparently due to retracting into the body, possibly from shame or fear.

I was excited, his dick looked pretty big flaccid... but then it turned out he was a shrinker.

by MasterVidallis June 21, 2016

weenie-shrinker

A day that is so cold that it causes shrinkage, as in the Seinfeld episode.

Jay: Man, it's so cold out here my ears are frosting!
Chuck: Yeah, it's a real weenie-shrinker.

by Chuck_2122 January 20, 2007

boner shrinker

(noun). Comment, concept or event that is a sexual turn off (especially to men). Libido suppressor.

Hillary Clinton is a real boner shrinker - If I need to take a cold shower, but don't have access to water, I just imagine her face or voice.

by oslodude November 4, 2008

Doctor Shrinker

A pejorative term for "small child". Reference to a segment on the 70s television show, Krofft Supershow where a mad scientist shrinks a trio of friends.

Useful for referring to a loud and/or annoying child, or to express one's general distaste for children in general.

Alternate: Shrinker

Quinn: My next door neighbor's Doctor Shrinker was screeching all night last night.

P. Thomas: Man, I'm so glad there are no Shrinkers in my building.

by spamania August 31, 2007

Spinker

A spinker is a person who has the background of a chink, spick and nigger.

Booch is the son of Lai Sim and Fred Greg. Lai Sim is a chink, Fred Greg is a spick. Booch is a spick and a chink. If Booch fucks a nigger and has a kid, the kid will be a spinker. Chink, spick and nigger.

by Stu B. January 31, 2008