shpants

judo pants; loose capri-type pants for men. To mid-calf, often cut-offs.

Dude...shpants with leg warmers totally went out in the 1450s

by =west= October 10, 2003

Shpants

anything that covers your butt and has leg holes

short shorts, pants, underwear, shorts, tights, jeggings, boxers, leggings, jeans, shpants

by random shpantshating ballerina May 7, 2012

Pat Your Shants

The art of one shitting ones pants.

Scottish saying.

Also check poop your pants

What's that smell. Have you "Pat your Shants" ya dirty bastard?

Fred was so drunk last night that he "Pat his Shants"

by Fraser Morrison January 16, 2009

shantsexual

When you live your life in dedication to lord Shant. You feel emotional and sexual attraction towards him and him only.

creds: g.carmen

Carmen: Wow, that girl is so pretty
Molly: Sorry, i’m a shantsexual

by Straightout Oftherapy November 6, 2020

Shpanks

Another word for "Thanks" , usually said by teenage girls . Shpanks is just a more fun/cool way of saying "Thanks" .

Kelly : " Your shirt is so cute!! "
Ray : " Shpanks girl ! :) "

by JustinBieberLoverxoxo March 14, 2011

shwants

male sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area

She wants my shwants.

by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005

spants

/spānts/ - exclamation
Used when the person exclaiming is by some means intoxicated; which assumes they cannot otherwise render intelligible words.

SPANTS!

by Bare Foot Smithy December 22, 2014