Shoe Shoppin

When you go into a bathroom and you can tell who is on the toilet based on their shoes.

I dont know what you ate last night but i know that was you in the bathroom earlier. I was shoe shopping to see who was the nasty person in the bathroom earlier.

by jcam1980 August 27, 2012

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poon shoppin

(verb) the act of seeking out, or shopping, for the poon vagina.

Sebastian: Yo, man! Want to go play chinese checkers?
Matthew: No way. I'm going POON SHOPPIN tonight!
Sebastian: I don't know what that is.
Matthew: I know, and you never will.

by call me matt February 18, 2009

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Cantaloupe Shoppin'

The term for any character in comics or other media in which the female breasts are exaggerated in size and/or extremely prominent.

When viewing Powergirl comic books, one might say, "Wow, she just went cantaloupe shoppin'."

by Squiffy10 December 17, 2010

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shoppin' cart

A mode of transportation for getting your drunk date home, as seen in Animal House.

That underage girl was SO drunk, I shoppin' carted her home and dumped her ass on her porch.

by DJ Virus August 20, 2007

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you know when a woman goes shopping and they try to explain what they want, and it makes no sense and then they finally see what they want...then change their minds and all you can think of is what the hell are you doing!!?

whenever theres a moment where an individual (boy or girl) makes no sense and is frustrating everyone with their stupidity or lack of common sense

"yo kyle's tryna tell everyone that michael jackson still alive" WOMEN BE SHOPPIN!!!

"my teacher kicked me out for sneezing in class" what did he do after "he said hes failing me for the year" WOMEN BE SHOPPIN!!!

by bizerker66 July 21, 2011

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