Shoney Floater

A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser

Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.

by J Holland June 28, 2006

Going to Shoney's

Going to jail

(you see someone pulled over on the side of the road)

"Oh man, he's definitely going to Shoney's! Table for two."

by Officer Delarge July 8, 2009

Shoney Floater

A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser

Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.

by J Holland June 28, 2006

Shoney’s

A place of unforgivable pain.

Gary: Dude did you here about John?
Derrick: No, what happened?
Gary: His girl took him to Shoney’s, and bit his dick off!

by headless_john March 24, 2020

Shoney

A derogatory term for someone from West Virginia, usually overweight and wearing tattoos

That Shoney has never wore deodorant in their life.

by The assassin king April 14, 2022

Bull-Shoney

A combination of "bullshit" and "boloney" (bologna, for you literals)

An cleaner and funnier way to say bullshit or baloney.

Jane: You know Harvey drank your orange juice, right?
Shawneka: Aww, that's some BULL-SHONEY!

by Rheeb April 14, 2010

Shoney

When a man uses an armpit to wank off. It’s been known that they will also use the back of a knee or in the elbow ditch.

Fancy a shoney?

by Alfred momo January 20, 2023