shmuel

one who is very nice.
one whos head is deformed.
he/she usually smells because they never shower.
they usually get hit by a spade off their father.
they resemble an animal like an alpacker/llama.
a shmuel usually gets pissed on.

llama, alpacker, shmuel.

by abdulallalaadfddd June 19, 2011

shmuel

very deceitful. lying, cheating, stealing, betrayal, etc.

Brian: Did you see Jeremy's girlfriend cheated on him?

Henry: She's so shmuel.
Brian: On god.

by ShmuelFan420 April 28, 2022

Shmuel

1: What you ask for behind a dumpster

2: Why Communism is a thing

Stop stalling and give me a SHMUEL

by THICKDICKFLEXER April 29, 2019

Shmuel

One with a fat head, most commonly called Theo.

Can be used as an insult when a fat Jew won't stop talking.

Theo: Shut up Jew, yeah what happen?

Mitchell: Shut up Shmuel

Theo: *Start crying into pillow*

by Fronkos June 2, 2021

shmuel

an ass. simple. manipulates every living being to get what he wants. lacks all respect. and only cares for himself. it may seem as if he cares for others like girls or a best friend but really because it benefits himself. His revolting being.

Sam enjoying his day with with his girlfriend
ring ring
shmuel: Yo pick me up in ten minutes.

Sam : im with my g
shmuel: well dump her and pick me up i want beef jerky
Sam: Ill be back in an hour
a whole eternity later after shmuel manipulated Sam to bullshit for him...
the G left sam

thanks Shmuel for pulling a shmuel and fing everyones lives for your own satisfaction.

by LocaIsAnUnderstatement May 24, 2018

Shmuel fredlender

A dude who thinks he is the shit but just has a really cute butt

Shmuel fredlender do be thick tho

by Homydude August 3, 2021

Samwise Shmuel

Sexiest man on earth, Sams dick is easily 60metres whilst flaccid! Sam is definitely the bloke your girlfriend is just ‘friends’ with

Oh no! Samwise Shmuel has demolished my nans insides from sticking his tip in her pussy

by Phil Collins & Sons October 21, 2021