Shmertty

Big dick. Bigger ego.

Shmertty is a jerk off

by 1234572737374 December 12, 2025

Shmitty

Shitty Smith. A crappy member of the Smith family. A loud and proud ignorant person. Used in Mt. Pocono region for stupid people.

Sarcastically, Wise words shmitty!

Shmitty says its ok to bang your sister as long as you dont let it fly.

by northeastnarrator December 1, 2019

shritty

A small, long-haired dog with crooked legs and an abnormally long tail

“Hi, my name is (blank) and this is my Shritty dog, Hank!”

by pickledpepperpicker February 6, 2021