shemergency

an unfortunate occurance that is both uniquely feminine in nature and very urgent.

Janice, cover for me! I'm having a shemergency and need to buy some tampons and Shout wipes ASAP!

by Alana Post September 11, 2005

ed_sheerans_mom_

the swaggiest mutual anyone can have.
ed sheerans mother/lover/idk
<3

omg i’m mutuals with ed_sheerans_mom_ on tiktok. i love them

by islapleasestoptalking July 3, 2021

Tartaglia Sheeran

Tartaglia sheeran is a pop sensation around the world of tevyat! An example of a song is Tartaglia Rasputin and shape of you!

I love Tartaglia Sheeran's songs!!

by venti_the_bard October 20, 2021

Ed Sheeran

A person who is a singer-songwriter who names all his main albums after popular mathematic symbols

'Hey did you see my latest song?'

Yeah bruh, you're such an Ed Sheeran'

by PigeonKing 1067 July 27, 2020

Dick Shmeegal's

Another way to say McDonalds.

Guy 1: "Hey, where you at?"
Grant Walker: "I'm over here at Dick Shmeegal's getting a Big-and-Nasty and a side of fries."

by D-Bruch January 12, 2008

davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd

davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd

- a very short nickname to call your friend named james

wow did you see davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd he robbed a bank yesterday

by jamersonfanaccount December 17, 2020

Ed sheeran

Guy singer with a guitar that just cry’s in all his song

Ed sheeran: Sings*
Me: omfg.. next is the-
Ed sheeran:CRIESSS*
Me: there it is

by SunnyBoyy August 15, 2020