shmasted

Drunk; specifically very, very drunk.

I'm f*cking shmasted!

by Sport 2 Katz November 11, 2006

Shmameese

Verb. To believe you are superior to someone/something, often in the context of a superiority complex borne of arrogance or stupidity, and condescend in a way that causes the target of the condescension to HAVE IT.

Kyle shmameesed Ken, calling him a tone junkie and saying he needed to improve his guitar skills.

by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021

Shmafe

A cigarette or anything else you smoke

Let’s go for a shmafe before Seder .
Can I get a shmafe?

by Mashpia_aviyah March 25, 2021

Shmathan

the evil twin nemesis of Benjamin Nathan

Yo Shmathan, let's burn, make nachos, and play COD 4!

by Dummying shit January 27, 2009

Shatenfoid

German, for feeling good about yourself when your enemies anus has been violated.

I now feel shatenfoid after my enemy was raped last week.

by james karmichael May 4, 2009

Shmatty

Name of a Pornstar with a massive shlong that is normally 1.5m long and pretty girthy.

Cum here shmatty ;)

by BulkLemon640 May 28, 2019

shmale

A jewish hamster fish

shmales love to eat kosher flakes

by sillylove123 August 16, 2012