Shmammered

The act of being smashed and hammered simultaneously

I knew I would be shmammered after one more hurricane.

by Pat O'Brien Jr. February 19, 2009

shmammered

shmammed
hammered, shitted, and smashed

i got so friekin shmmered last night

by ak123 September 25, 2004

Shmammered

The act of drinking beyond hammered.

Me: Yo dog, you okay?
Buck: Blzzh, I'm shmammered! (pukes)

by Haaalub March 31, 2008

shmammered

(shh-mam-errd)
Whilst drinking, if you are tetoring on levels smashed and hammered this is the correct word.

Dude i had no idea that was your sister man i was just so fucking shmammered i couldnt remember.

by Dr. Dez October 15, 2007

Shmammered

Getting so to drunk that you pass the stages of smashed and hammered... So you combine them making you SHMAMMERED!!!!

Dude i was so shmammered last night i don't remember anything.

by K2theIzzle November 6, 2009

shmammered

Stoned and Hammered

Being High, than Getting drunk

by Lucas Tait May 26, 2003

shmammered

the art of becoming so intoxicated during a woogie hunt

Dude, I got absolutely shmammered last night at the Cambie.

by Thomas Karanasos April 5, 2008