shlumbus

when she slurp on yo broth til you soup

bro last week stacy gave me SHLUMBUS behind the wendys'

by tonythefather June 7, 2023

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

To "shlump" is to dress informally, in a relaxed, casual manner.

Jake looked totally shlumpy in his sweat pants.

by readyXsetXkill June 17, 2004

Shlumbergered

Getting slapped so hard you leave this mortal plain

dude did you see what happened to david? didn’t jenna shlumberg him? He really was shlumbergered

by Green boi March 15, 2021

shlubby

stupid, lazy, chubby, middle aged; notably sleazy but not overtly sleazy (men); trashy but not overtly trashy (women)

He was a shlubby business man. He had no interesting visions, no pronounced attire. He was prone to thinking that his gimmicky ideas, dreamed up at the bar, were original and financially fruitful (he could make millions). Those around him were accustomed to listening to these ideas over and over and over....along with stories about how he was going to get some famous model to promote the business venture.

She was shlubby. She was disheveled in dress. She worked from home telemarketing or providing phone sex services. At night she goes to the bar and compliments shlubby men's ideas hoping to lasso them into bed. She is also intrigued by their conceptual money making ventures. She receives one check every month from the government and one additional check from a outside party- probably an ex-husband.

by loggie October 9, 2008

Shlumpy

Feeling lethargic and ill groomed. One tends to feel quite "slumpy" when hungover.
A feeling of apathy generally accompanies slumpiness.

"I can't be bothered going out tonight, i feel so shlumpy !"

by Rocket01 September 19, 2006

Shlumpy

Scraggely, ugly or calm

Ex1: Hannah Montanas' a shlumpy

Ex2: You're lookin' kinda shlumpy

Ex3: I'm feeling a little shlumpy

by Hilaria Michelle July 27, 2009

Shumby

First coined by Victoria Beckham on a lesser known Spice Girls track, shumby is basic sexual innuendo and can be used to allude to any form of genitalia or sexual act.

"I want your shunby"
"let's get shumby"
"give a little shumby, get a lot of love"
"shumby my shumby all night long"

by Andrew McDonald July 22, 2008