Shlug Packer

Shlug packing is the act of making a log of shit and packing it in your ass crack and letting is solidify but before it fully solidifies you cut the log into thin strips and put the strips back into your ass crack.
When the shit fully solidifies you piss into a bowl and eat the poop chips with the piss

Dude my girlfriend spent 3 days making a huge shlug packer

by Your_large_mother ಠ_ಠ July 18, 2025

nug nug spaghetti shlug

An idiot that acts like spaghetti by twirling around on the ground and generally acting like a fucking spastic retard.

Stop twirling around, you fucking nug nug spaghetti shlug!

by twigyboi February 4, 2019

Shlube

Shlube is a game in which two competitors take one shoe (preferably a sandal) off, hold it in their hand, and try to disarm the shoe from the opponent.

Hey Kovs, care to Shlube?

by Kovs13 August 17, 2011

shlaggot

No one knows, some say its a flying chicken nugget, others say its a stupid faggot

Wow! Lini is such a shlaggot.

by dank bread May 6, 2016

shluf

Yiddish for to sleep or nap

Oy, I need a shluf! I'm exhausted!

by heebdweeb February 4, 2009

shluha

Russian word (pronounce like shlew-khah with stress on the first syllable) for a...

1. ...female that fucks around with too damn many people.

2. ...jade, whore, prostitute.

1. - Man, i sympathize with u, but ya girlfriend is a shluha, the whole our skewl was fucking her.

2. - Look, homie! That hottie is looking at me!
- Chill, son. She's a shluha.

by S Sense August 22, 2007

shlucka

a woman who isnt hesitant to jump on a random dick and brag about it later. who will perform oral sex in the bathroom of a party and proceed to open mouth kiss another male at the party. adj. ho, buster, runner and slut.

My guys wife gave me a flapjack then sucked my cock and kissed him after, what a shlucka!

by Patrick Farrel August 27, 2009