Shlameel

a person that is not cool and cant hang with the slang

damn that shlameel on the ball court didnt know shit

by gAnJAHmon October 23, 2008

shamonella

Pretending that you have food poisoning to get out of work or onerous duties.

Brad: Why didn't John get up to come fishing with us this morning?

Brenda: Dude said his stomach hurt, that maybe he had some bad tuna yesterday.

Brad: Sounds like a case of shamonella to me.

by Lex Sleuthor May 29, 2009

shamoil

A shamoil is a culturally confused person of middle eastern origin. He has terroristic tendancies and is know to do free promotional work for ebay.

Shamoil blew him up with the c4 explosives that he bought for a very good price off ebay.

by Tahir May 6, 2005

Shamoyel

Shamoyel is cute and sweet. He will always help you no matter how poorly you treat him. He feels alone but he will not let you feel alone. But he can sometimes take your words to heart. Determined, you can't stop him from doing what he wants but this can sometimes be taken as stubbornness. You will love to find a Shamoyel in your life.

He won't listen to me, he's such a Shamoyel

by abrothaishere November 22, 2019

shlamozzle

A word that can mean literally anything. If someone needs anymore context, it’s probably Jewish.

John: Wow, that’s a pretty cool shlamozzle ya got there.
Fred: Yeah, I got this shlamozzle from the shlamozzle shoppe.
John: No, I mean the other shlamozzle you have there. I hate that first shlamozzle you said.

by Your local synagogue May 15, 2018

Shlamozzle

1. A Jewish horn similar to the shofar blown in times of war.
2. Another name for a mans sexual organs.

1. Today at the synagogue we practiced our ancient tradition of blowing shlamozzle.
2. Dyslexic: I just failed that Advanced Algebra test.
Cam: You really took the shlamozzle on that one bud. Blew that shlamozzle like pro.

by Mr. Masons small weeny June 6, 2018

Shaamiel

The absolute GOAT

Get good like Shaamiel.

by The Best Grammer dud November 15, 2022