Once upon a time there was a man called
bob. Now
bob liked his occasional bud, one day he ran out. Geoff happened to be with him at the time.
Bob said "fo' shizzle my nizzle", Geoff ran to the local chemists and fetched
Bob some more bud. Well..mary didnt like the fact that geoff went, she had longed to go to the local chemists, but never had the chance. So while
Bob weren't looking she spade Geoff over the
head and dragged his body 2 miles to nearest graveyard, and buried him. When
Bob said "fo' shizzle my nizzle" the next day, he was expecting Geoff. There was no sign of Geoff, so he said it louder, still no sign. All of a sudden Mary came running back from the local whore house and said "ill
go!!". She ran and ran and ran until....she got trampled over by en elephant.
Bob never did get any more bud after that, and if you listen you can still hear his ghost shouting "fo' shizzle my nizzle".