shiver me timbers

Pirate for "shake my bones". Used during times of crises like, bad storms, pillaging gone wrong or seeing an ugly wench. Generally a non-wuss way of saying "I'm a-scared!"

Well shiver me timbers, that wench is makin' my zemmiphobia flair up, yarrrg!!!

by Detroflem J. April 15, 2006

shiver me timber

Slob on my log; Blow me.
Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.
Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.

OLD PIRATE ON SHIP: "Aargh. SHIVER ME TIMBER, matey!"
NEW PIRATE IN HOOD: "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, bizzle?!"

by Chilato (no hate) Hellamongo is LOVE October 21, 2006

Shiver me Timbers

Pirate lingo meaning to masturbate

Arrr... tis a lonely night, perhaps i'll shiver me timbers.

by Cack December 23, 2004

shiver me timbers

Pirate lingo: To go about getting oneself laid.

I'm gonna go see Mindy tonight and shiver me timbers.

by Kuno May 21, 2005

Shiver me timber

From olden days when pirates visited the olde inns and requested the service of prostitutes. The actual term means ‘rapidly stroke my hard penis’. Rapidly stroking like a shiver and hard penis or ‘wood’. Wood also known as timber.

Here young whore I’d like you to shiver me timber for a fair price.

by Gateboy March 5, 2018

shiver me timbers

Used by pirates in the late 17century. Also means 1337 h4x0r

OMG!!1 Teh iz such a shiver me timbers!!1 PWNED

by Slickridah August 12, 2004

forearm shiver me timbers

Upon thrusting a fist into your partners asshole, you punch or thrust upwards until you tickle the tonsils and provide a shiver of delight or death.

Aaron gave Jeff the old forearm shiver me timbers until he squeeled in delight.

by Flaccid Frank April 20, 2018