A shitweasel is usually a person, but could be an animal, that does things that are sneaky, underhanded, or douch-baggy. A shitweasel, in the human form, is a detriment to society. Not to be confused with a standard shitbird. Shitweasels are much craftier. The animal variants of the shitweasel tend to be smaller dogs or cats that urinate and defecate behind and/or under furniture, primarily on carpet.
In a sentence example: Someones self-processed friends came to their business, asked employees about trade secrets, secured free stuff from them, went to their beach house and then opened a competing business with almost the same name, all the while keeping it secret from them. Those people are not friends, they are run of the mill shitweasels (plural).
I can't believe that little shitweasel tried to pull that on us.
I can't believe that little shitweasel tried to pull that on us.
by Pepe501 June 13, 2024