ShitStickler

When you launch a disgusting batch of dung with so much anal force that the clump sticks to the side of the bowl.

"Goddamn I just shit so hard the clump stuck to the bowl! Now that's ShitStickler if I ever seen one!"

by Fasteddie666 April 19, 2021

Shitsticks

Complete failure of something to deliver enjoyment or pleasure.

After paying US $9.00 to watch a bruce willis movie, everyone yelled SHITSTICKS when it was over.

by A bruce willis fan April 1, 2003

shitsticks

(1) an exclamation of woe or regret (especially when due to one's own error or negligence)
(2) coil-shaped fecal matter

other spelling(s):
shitstix
shitstixx
shitstickz (rare)
shitstyks (rare)

note: "shite" may also be substituted for "shit"

1. aw, shitsticks! totally thought i was gonna get laid tonight.

2. i ruined my shoe in the park stepping on a fat shitstick.

by Lfrey May 5, 2006

shitstracted

When you have to poop so badly that you get distracted from whatever you are currently doing to go and shit.

After eating some Chipotle I was trying to tell Jacob about a dashing set of bitties I saw when I got shitstracted and left.

by DaleHowerchuck May 12, 2014

Shitstick

The device used to break a giant piece of shit into smaller pieces so it becomes flushable, usually a coathanger or wooden stick.

Quick! We'd better get the shitstick this one looks like its not going to go down on its own.

by Dan VK December 12, 2003

Shitsticking

An expletive euphemism used to describe anal sex.

"I was shitsticking her when her mum walked in"

"I heard they were shitsticking all night"

"My ass felt like it was being shitsticked when i sat on that rock"

by YRUStillHere!! February 21, 2014

shitsuckery

The sustained and dedicated effort of maintaining a state of sucking no matter what.

That Insane Clow Posse gig, remember? Sheesh, that were shitsuckery from beginning to end

by Esa4 September 13, 2019