Shmixing

When you're not shmixed yet, but you're in the process.

"Bro you shmixed?"
Nah dog but pass me that joint and I'll be shmixing pretty soon."

by Sir Shmix-A-Lot July 20, 2020

Shitmining

A particularly deep form of rimming with a surprise ending!

'awww man, did I tell you about the shitmining I did last night? They loved it and I get a snack!'

by Bloodypete November 20, 2020

shitmining

The act of surfing various websites and researching strange topics for nuggets of random information e.g. the sex lives of conjoined twins. When engaging in a deep dive of the internet, spurred on by a seemingly innocuous trigger.

The opposite of Shitposting. Absorbing and consuming as opposed to spewing out information.

Examples:

"I went shitmining last night and found out there is a poisonous breed of rat"

"I'm stuck in a shitmine on name subject"
"Have you been shitmining again?"

by Elzeebub November 20, 2020

Shitmaxing

The action of holding in a massive shit for a prolonged period of time. Synonymous with clinchmaxing, but must be done whilst a shit is in the rectum.

Bill:

“Bro, Logan is an absolute legend at Shitmaxing! One time he didn’t shit for a whole month!”

John: “Wow, what a sigma!”

by 5555555577777777777skibidi April 22, 2024

Shitmaxxing

The act of pooping as hard as possible, normally performed when constipated.
Opposite of clenchmaxxing.

Billy: Hey bro I just finnished Shitmaxxing!
Ronald: Erm... what the sigma

by EpokGamer69 June 1, 2024