Shitlock

To render toilets out of order by blocking the hole either inadvertently with faeces or deliberately, i.e. in a state of relatively important intoxication, by adding whole toilet rolls and sometimes crockery

"The fucking idiots, they've shitlocked the bloody toilets !" (typical assessment on Saturday mornings in an English university hall of residence)

by DarkStormy March 04, 2015

Shitlocked

When things are going bad and there's no way out

Fred : Did you study for that test last night?

George : Aww man i forgot

Fred : Dude your shitlocked

by Matterhawk February 11, 2010

shitlocked

Act of smearing your shit on the handle of a door to prevent others from getting to your stash.

He just shitlocked that door!

by Zer0Hawk June 14, 2018

shitlock

A person that is a real fuckin idiot, just like dumber then a dumbass, not only that but annoying too.

Dude, don't be such a shitlock !

by wq May 15, 2008

shitlocks

Silly looking little dreadlocks that are not actually dreadlocks, there shitlocks

i've heard of dreadlocks but shitlocks?

by mr smith March 08, 2005

shitlock

(pl. shitlocks)
Really fugly Dreadlock-type thing that results from either not taking good care of your hair, or trying to grow dreads and failing miserably.

Larissa tried to grow dreads, but they just ended up being shitlocks.

by Chexi February 11, 2005

shitlocks

brown dreadlocks around the size of a piece of shit

look at that guys shitlocks

by siegel69 January 25, 2008